I thought about doing this in the normal Curated SQL style, where I grab a graf from each post. But instead, you get the second-best Curated SQL format: the hodge-podge bulleted list, but still in present tense and with a touch of commentary and the occasional rant.
Really, it should be “I did a thing” but I can’t go having that past tense nonsense here, now can I?
Thank you again to everyone who contributed. It was a lot of fun reading through all of these.