Jonathan Kehayias measures the measurer:
SQL Server 2022 offers a new feature enhancement to Extended Events that allows it to now track the performance and publishing metrics of the events that have been enabled in an event session that is running on the server. Four new columns were added in the sys.dm_xe_session_events DMV in SQL Server 2022 that provide additional information about the event publishing performance metrics when an event session is running:
This fits more in the “wacky ideas” category than a sensible thing to do, but it can give you a better idea of how expensive certain events are.