When Scalar Functions Go Bad

Kevin Feasel

2018-09-11

T-SQL

Daniel Janik head-fakes us a few times when looking at scalar user-defined function performance:

I’ve read a lot of things lately pointing to scalar functions as if they were the devil. In this blog I’m going to explore if that’s the case. Let’s have a look.

It’s true that in many situations a scalar function is often a performance bottleneck; but, is there a situation where they could be responsibly used?

What if you had a lookup table that almost never changed? Is it worth doing a join on the lookup to get the data you need?

Let’s examine a simple join between a customer address and a state lookup table.

Things are not always as they seem.

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