On-Prem Is Still On-Prem

Andy Brownsword reminds us that it’s still the same animal:

Cloud solutions have sliders which magically reduce downtime, performance issues, and account credit. When you build it, infrastructure and platforms are your challenge, and you get one shot to right-size it. Capacity, resilience, capabilities. They’re your challenges to solve. There is no cake slider.

It’s the capabilities I want to consider here. The capabilities we have available to us day-to-day. Potentially two opposing sides:

To summarize things, everything is awful, just as it always has been. Granted, that may not be how Andy would summarize things, but that’s why I get those big Curated SQL bucks.