Erik Darling is on a hunt for bad queries:
That’s the funny part. Alright. Cool. With that out of the way, let’s look at this new store[d] procedure. Uh, I think I have to go to Management Studio. Yeah, I remember what that looks like. Alright. Cool. So, uh, this is, this is it. SPQuickieCache. Pay no attention to the terrible red squiggly underlines.
I think Erik made his AI business partner angry, as it didn’t strip out any of the filler words from the transcript. But this does look like a neat stored procedure.