Louis Davidson looks back on the past:
I will admit that the feature I will mention probably won’t be relevant to you, as it has been nearly 30 years since this feature was introduced. But since this is the most nostalgic time of the year, I want to go back, through the mists of times, to a time where we hadn’t even quite begun to fear the changing of the centuries. To a time when we a single CPU was all we had even thought of, computer screens were often colorless, a few megabytes of RAM was all that was needed. It was a simpler time, though to be fair, it was also a time before we had sports on our phones.
Louis goes on to reminisce about an implementation of database quality guarantees in a world without foreign key constraints. Which is usually about the time I rag on MySQL for its insistence that foreign keys weren’t important to the product until relatively late in its existence (version 3.23, released in 2000).