Sean Gallardy digs into an interesting problem:
Quite the interesting problem was brought to me by a friend, in that they had a database level audit setup and were having `select` queries trigger audits that the object had updates run on them. The question became, how is this possible as a select query doesn’t update anything. Let’s start with a quick setup and original output.
Read on for the solution, as well as a much more common place in which you’d find this issue.