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Thoughts on NOLOCK

Erik Darling has some thoughts:

And generally, the more NOLOCK hints I see, the more money I know I’m going to make.

It shows me four things right off the bat:

  • The developers need a lot of training
  • The code needs a lot of tuning
  • The indexes need a lot of adjusting
  • There are probably some serious bugs in the software

Perhaps the only other thing that signals just how badly someone needs a lot of help is hearing “we’re an Entity Framework only shop”.

Cha-ching.

I have to admit, even being a consultant doesn’t soften the pain of walking into a place and seeing people use NOLOCK like they picked up a fresh pallet of it from Costco and need to use it up before it goes bad.