Forrest McDaniel has a public service announcement:
In case you haven’t heard, moral decline is everywhere. The latest generation of query operators is a prime example of this rot. “But this is programming” you say, “what do morals have to do with anything?” No. This is SQL. And for us, we have the term morally equivalent plans which allows me to finally have an ethical excuse for sprinkling a post with degenerate puns.
I bit my tongue specifically to avoid doing exactly what Forrest does. So click through to read all of the terrible puns.