Sebastiao Pereira offers a fourth-best solution:
Regular expressions (REGEX) let you adaptively investigate, employ, and authenticate text data. This makes it easy to search for simple or complex string patters. There is no direct way to do this in SQL Server, but in this article we look at some SQL functions you can create to emulate regex like functionality.
Regular expressions are coming to SQL Server 2025 and are in Azure SQL Database, so that’s the best option when it becomes available. The second-best option is to use CLR and offload your regular expressions work to .NET, especially if you’re using a library like SQLSharp to do so. The third-best option would be to do this in Python or R with ML Services, though that’s going to be a bit of setup effort and will probably be somewhat limiting. And if all else fails, this is an admirable fallback.